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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Narcissulate
Created by: sarrah
Pronunciation: nar-siss-you-late
Sentence: He was narcissulating strongly towards the lamppost, but I knew he really wanted me to check out his new car.
Etymology: narcissism
Difostentate
Created by: grammatically
Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate
Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.
Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS
Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
Etymology:
Alterexibition
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: alter exibition
Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?
Etymology: alternative + exibition
Misdiracktion
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun
Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion
Etymology: misdirection, rack
Ascramalalodge
Created by: Slicer
Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge
Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.
Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.
Fooltalk
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: fool talk
Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)
Etymology: fool + talk
Soliciview
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view
Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.
Etymology: solitic + view
Fishingleer
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."
Etymology:
Stratexhibit
Created by: tangledupinblue
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.
Etymology:
